Who knew the end of the world would take so long?
There are action movies and then there are Michael Bay movies. Something really separates the men from the boys on this one...though I'm not really saying that Bay's movies are more like men than boys here. Rather there is a huge, slightly emotionally manipulative, highly illogical feel that comes with watching one of Bay's movies. Granted, there's a reason he still is making movies...because sometimes you want something big, emotionally manipulative, and highly illogical to take your mind off of things. From his first film, Bad Boys , to his latest, Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon ...you can sense that there is a boy directing these films who is pretending to be a man (and I mean that in the nicest way possible). Such is the case with one of Bay's biggest and longest productions, where he depicts a world about to be destroyed by a global killer asteroid and throws together a grab bag of personalities who are hell-bent to stop it. This film was meant...